Funhouse Lounge

Die Hard the Musical Parody

The holiday tradition is back—and not a moment too soon!

All John McClane wanted for Christmas was to patch things up with his wife. And stop a dozen terrorists. And sing and dance while doing it.

It’s back! The Funhouse Lounge is thrilled to revive our beloved parody version of the most beloved Christmas film ever: Die Hard! This ridiculous holiday romp comes complete with 13 original songs that are sure to get stuck in your head for months to come. Set in our fabulous newly-remodeled theater 1 1/2 years in the making, this is an experience you won’t want to miss.

Yippie-ki-yay, Melon Farmers!

Starring: Sean Ryan Lamb & Landy Lamb

Featuring: Lauren Allison, James R. Dixon, Aidan Nolan, Bethany Ziskind, Phil McNasser, Aurora Hernandez, Josh Edward, and Linh Nguyen

Showtimes are Thursdays-Saturdays at 6:45 pm. Sunday matinees are at 2:00 pm

Bar opens at 6:00pm. We advise arriving early, to allow ample time to find parking, grab a drink and be seated before the show begins.

All ages welcome. However this show is rated PG-13 for stage violence, as well as adult language and situations. Please use your discretion when bringing minors.

Seating types:

  • General admission: non-reserved seating.
  • VIP/Reserved: reserved assigned seating in the front 3 rows (includes a limited edition Die Hard t-shirt or Pair of John & Hans Magnets)
  • Reserved booth: includes 5 admission tickets at a reserved booth.


Director: Andy Barrett

Musical Director: James Liptak

Tip the cast and crew! Want your name on the Nakatomi Towers directory board featured in Die Hard? Tip $75 or more and include the name you would like to appear in the notes on the next page. Makes a wonderful gift for you or a loved one!

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