Funhouse Lounge

Die Hard the Musical Parody

The holiday tradition is back—and not a moment too soon!

Tickets are currently sold out!

Please email info@funhouselounge.com with the number in your party, preferred date if you have one, and anything else you’d like us to know.

All John McClane wanted for Christmas was to patch things up with his wife. And stop a dozen terrorists. And sing and dance while doing it.

It’s back! The Funhouse Lounge is thrilled to revive our beloved parody version of the most beloved Christmas film ever: Die Hard! This ridiculous holiday romp comes complete with 13 original songs that are sure to get stuck in your head for months to come. Set in our fabulous newly-remodeled theater 1 1/2 years in the making, this is an experience you won’t want to miss.

Yippie-ki-yay, Melon Farmers!

Starring: Sean Ryan Lamb & Landy Lamb

Featuring: Lauren Allison, James R. Dixon, Aidan Nolan, Bethany Ziskind, Phil McNasser, Aurora Hernandez, Josh Edward, and Linh Nguyen

Showtimes are Thursdays-Saturdays at 6:45 pm. Sunday matinees are at 2:00 pm

Bar opens at 6:00pm. We advise arriving early, to allow ample time to find parking, grab a drink and be seated before the show begins.

All ages welcome. However this show is rated PG-13 for stage violence, as well as adult language and situations. Please use your discretion when bringing minors.

Seating types:

  • General admission: non-reserved seating.
  • VIP/Reserved: reserved assigned seating in the front 3 rows (includes a limited edition Die Hard t-shirt or Pair of John & Hans Magnets)
  • Reserved booth: includes 5 admission tickets at a reserved booth.


Director: Andy Barrett

Musical Director: James Liptak

Tip the cast and crew! Want your name on the Nakatomi Towers directory board featured in Die Hard? Tip $75 or more and include the name you would like to appear in the notes on the next page. Makes a wonderful gift for you or a loved one!

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