Funhouse Lounge

The Silver Age of Love

LAnton Belov, baritone with Oleg Timofeyev, Russian 7-String Guitar The program includes favorite gems of the repertoire Coachman, don’t Hurry the Horses, Emerald, Your Green Eyes, I Loved You Once, and many others.

Russia has a long tradition of passionate, expressive songs that transcend the categories of classical and popular. The roots of these passionate “romances” extend deep into the folk tradition and exhibit influences that extend from Romani and Jewish music to Italian opera, and even Argentine tango. For this program baritone Anton Belov will collaborate with Oleg Timofeyev, a champion of a uniquely Russian instrument, the famed 7-string guitar.

About the Artists:

The voice of baritone ANTON BELOV has been called “rich and mellifluous” by the New York Times, while the Philadelphia Inquirer described him as “an emerging star.” He earned praise from critics and audiences alike for his portrayals of Eugene Onegin, Don Giovanni, Germont (La Traviata), Count di Luna (Il trovatore), and Escamillo in Carmen. Mr. Belov performed throughout the United States appearing with Boston Lyric Opera, Portland Opera, Opera Boston, Opera Delaware, Connecticut Grand Opera, Tacoma Opera, Opera New Jersey, Eugene Opera, as well as Boston Baroque, Opera Orchestra of New York, the Detroit Symphony Orchestra (at Carnegie Hall), the California Symphony, The Oregon Symphony, The Hartford Symphony Orchestra, Las Vegas Philharmonic, and Colorado Symphony. A native of Moscow, Anton Belov holds a Doctorate of Music degree from Boston University, a Bachelor of Music Degree from The New England Conservatory, an Artist’s Diploma and a Master of Music Degree from The Juilliard School. Dr. Belov is an associate professor of music at Linfield University in McMinnville, Oregon.

Originally from Moscow and now living in the United States, OLEG TIMOFEYEV holds an M.A. in Early Music Performance from the University of Southern California (1993), and a Ph.D. in Performance Practice from Duke University (1999). Since 1983 he has been performing early music on original instruments of the plucked family (lute, guitar). In 1989 this interest brought him to the United States, where he studied with Patrick O’Brien, James Tyler, and Hopkinson Smith. His recording début occurred in 1999 with a solo lute album and the groundbreaking The Golden Age of the Russian Guitar, which has won high praise in America and abroad. He appears widely in concerts in the United States and Europe, and his valuable researches into music from Russia and the former Soviet Union have revealed to a wider public music of much interest. Oleg Timofeyev teaches guitar at Grinnell College, and offers seminars on Russian literature, culture, and film at the University of Iowa.

Masking and Vaccination Policy:

State and local mask mandates will be observed. Masks will be available at the door. Patrons will be required to wear masks indoors at all times unless actively eating or drinking. Given the nature of the space, distancing is not possible. Patrons are required to show proof of vaccination or have a negative Covid test result from within 48 hours prior to show time. Please do not attend our show if you are feeling sick in any way, we will refund or reschedule your ticket. The mandate stipulates that performers in live theater events are not required to be masked.  Our actors will not be masked during this performance.  This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level.  These guidelines may change prior to performance.



Die Hard the Musical Parody – Streaming Event

In 2017, Funhouse Lounge presented its first original work of its kind, Die Hard the Musical Parody. It was a live stage version of the 1988 Willis/Rickman action classic, re-imagined as a musical. During its 6-year sold-out run, it became a holiday tradition for many who came to see it.

We are happy to say it has returned last and this year, live on stage, for another sold-out run. However, we understand that some of you may not be comfortable gathering to see it. Or, you waited too long and didn’t get tickets. Or, you don’t live nearby, but still like stuff that kicks ass. Or maybe you want to enjoy it with friends and family on that big screen TV at home. If any of these describe you, we have what you need.

We will have a recording of this year’s performance that will be available to watch streaming this Christmas weekend. Showtimes are December 24th, 25th and 26th.

So, treat yourself to a present you deserve after another long hard year. Gather your family around the TV. Make your favorite hot drink, remembering that the drunker you are, the funnier you are.

Welcome to the party, pal!

Starring: Sean Ryan Lamb & Landy Lamb

Featuring: Lauren Allison, James R. Dixon, Aidan Nolan, Phil McNassar, Josh Edward, Bethany Ziskind, Linh Nguyen, and Aurora Hernandez

Directed by Andy Barrett, Musical Direction by James Liptak


Moulin Scrooge!

Join us November 29th, 30th, and December 1st for A Night at The Moulin Scrooge, Holiday Burlesque! Featuring local burlesque favorites and plenty of holiday sexiness!

Showtime: Friday and Saturday, November 29th-30th, 10:00pm–––Sunday, December 1st 7:00pm

21+ ONLY

Tickets are $25 GA, $30 Reserved, and $125 for a Booth


Reading the Bible with Dan

Join us for a live podcast recording of Reading the Bible with Dan: A profane and irreverent look at America’s most revered book.

21+ ONLY

Tickets: $6.66 Online, $9 at door

Next show: Saturday, February 19th, 10:00 pm / doors 9:30

Masking and Vaccination Policy:

State and local mask mandates will be observed. Masks will be available at the door. Patrons will be required to wear masks indoors at all times unless actively eating or drinking. Given the nature of the space, distancing is not possible. Patrons are required to show proof of vaccination or have a negative Covid test result from within 48 hours prior to show time. Please do not attend our show if you are feeling sick in any way, we will refund or reschedule your ticket. The mandate stipulates that performers in live theater events are not required to be masked.  Our actors will not be masked during this performance.  This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level.  These guidelines may change prior to performance.


Dark Web Tonight

Dark Web Tonight is a stand up variety show from the black heart of the internet. Ben Harkins, along with cohosts Calaix and Noah Watson, showcase their funniest friends along with some of the strangest videos the dark web has to offer. You’ll laugh, cringe and recoil in fear at the darkness within.

21+ ONLY

$5 at the door

Third Friday of the month

Doors 9:30 / Showtime 10:00

Masking and Vaccination Policy as of March 12, 2022:

While we understand state mandates have been lifted, for the safety of our audience and staff we will keep our requirements in place for the near future. Patrons will be required to wear masks indoors at all times unless actively eating or drinking. Given the nature of the space, distancing is not possible. Patrons are required to show proof of vaccination or have a negative Covid test result from within 48 hours prior to show time. Please do not attend our show if you are feeling sick in any way, we will refund or reschedule your ticket. Our actors will not be masked during this performance.  This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level.  These guidelines may change prior to performance.


Dom-Prov Valentine’s Day Edition – Feb. 2024

It’s Balentime’s Day, BITCHES.💘 Dom-Prov returns for a very special Balentime’s Day edition! Mistress Ivana loves to celebrate her absolute favorite holiday with our improv company and she has more sweet treats for you than a Whitman’s sampler. The holiday may be named after a saint, but nothing that happens during Dom-Prov is church-sanctioned! And don’t forget, Mistress loves receiving traditional Balentime’s cards and presents… 💕💌💕

What is Dom-Prov?

Dom-Prov is what happens when our Mistress forces our improv company to do her bidding…

Come see our improv company perform short-form improv sketches and vie for the affection of our very own Mistress who punishes and/or rewards them. Pay careful attention as the Mistress’s punishments and rewards are often very similar. Using suggestions from our audience, Dom-Prov is a fast-paced, painfully funny, improv showcase.

It’s improv. . . with a safe word.

21+ only

Tickets start at $18
Doors open at 9:30ish / show at 10:00 pm


Guest Spot

Guest Spot is a weekly stand up comedy show, hosted by Bjorn RG and Nick Scalzone. Every Thursday night, you’ll see 10 comedians, including local favorites, up and comers, and the occasional drop in from out of town, each performing a 5 minute “guest spot”.

$5 at the door

Thursdays, 10:00 pm

21+ ONLY
*PROOF OF VACCINATION REQUIRED AT ENTRY*

Masking and Vaccination Policy:

State and local mask mandates will be observed. Masks will be available at the door. Patrons will be required to wear masks indoors at all times unless actively eating or drinking. Given the nature of the space, distancing is not possible. Patrons are required to show proof of vaccination or have a negative Covid test result from within 48 hours prior to show time. Please do not attend our show if you are feeling sick in any way, we will refund or reschedule your ticket. The mandate stipulates that performers in live theater events are not required to be masked.  Our actors/performers will not be masked during this performance.  This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level.  These guidelines may change prior to performance.


Savages

Stop me if you’ve heard this one… Three Portland Headliners walk into a bar…

Nariko Ott, Adam Pasi and Amanda Arnold bring you the best comedy that the PNW has to offer. They provide a crazy variety show of stand-up, pre-filmed sketches and surprise guests. You never quite know what you’re going to get when you check out a Savages show, except for gut busting laughs that are sure to keep you wanting more! 

Every 2nd Friday of the month, next show: December 10th, 10:00 pm

21+ ONLY

Tickets start at $5

Masking and Vaccination Policy:

State and local mask mandates will be observed. Masks will be available at the door. Patrons will be required to wear masks indoors at all times unless actively eating or drinking. Given the nature of the space, distancing is not possible. Patrons are required to show proof of vaccination or have a negative Covid test result from within 48 hours prior to show time. Please do not attend our show if you are feeling sick in any way, we will refund or reschedule your ticket. The mandate stipulates that performers in live theater events are not required to be masked.  Our actors/performers will not be masked during this performance.  This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level.  These guidelines may change prior to performance.


Brian Simpson & Frank Castillo

Monday October 18th, 8:00 PM Showtime / 7:30 PM Doors

The Punched Quest for the Magical Puffco featuring Brian Simpson, Frank Castillo and Rachel Wolfson. Presented by Punch Extracts, Raw, Puffco and Smoke.

Brian Simpson is a stand-up comedian whose background as a foster child and Marine Corps veteran has led to a rare combination of life experiences that he manages to channel into a refreshingly unique point of view. Brian is a paid regular at The Comedy Store, has been named a New Face 2021 at the prestigious Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, and recently made his TV debut on Comedy Central’s Lights Out with David Spade. You can catch him next on Season 3 of The Standups on Netflix.

Frank Castillo worked his way up to a paid regular at The Comedy Store. Frank became a staple of The Comedy Store Roast Battles, and in January of 2017, Frank became the Champion of Roast Battle II on Comedy Central. Frank can be seen in the Showtime documentary The Comedy Store, in Mike Binder’s upcoming feature Halfway To Amarillo, and most recently released his first album Lupe with Comedy Dynamics. He has two podcasts Buddies and Peak’d supported by Puffco, Punch extracts and Alienlabs.

Rachel Wolfson is a Los Angeles-based stand-up comedian. Born in Las Vegas, Nevada, Rachel began her comedy career in LA in 2016 and since then has toured the country with her brand of high humor. Wolfson’s comedic style is a hybrid of crowd work and the dry humor of her day-to-day life. You can see her in February 2022 in the fourth installment of the Jackass franchise Jackass Forever as a new cast member. Rachel also performs stand-up nightly so follow her on social media to catch a show.

VIP Tickets Available! VIP tickets include preferred seating, a Meet & Greet with a photo opportunity and a goodie bag!

Masking and Vaccination Policy:

State and local mask mandates will be observed. Masks will be available at the door. Patrons will be required to wear masks indoors at all times unless actively eating or drinking. Given the nature of the space, distancing is not possible. Patrons are required to show proof of vaccination or have a negative Covid test result from within 48 hours prior to show time. Please do not attend our show if you are feeling sick in any way, we will refund or reschedule your ticket. The mandate stipulates that performers in live theater events are not required to be masked.  Our actors will not be masked during this performance.  This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level.  These guidelines may change prior to performance.


Butter

The churning of cream transforms its components into a semi-solid emulsion that’s used to make things better. That product is called butter, so is this comedy show. 

It’s not the show that is butter, but those solitary moments that are shared by everyone at the show. 

This butter has silly antics, a try-hard host, and a steady showing of the funniest stand-up comics around.

The show will happen if you’re not there, but if you are, you’ll make it a lil’ bit better. See, you were the butter the whole time.

Hosted by Cam Strong

This show is on the fourth Friday of every month!

Doors 9:45pm / Showtime 10:15pm

21+ Only

General Admission – $10 at the door


Tip the cast and crew!

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