Funhouse Lounge

SILENCE! The Musical

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In the beloved movie, rookie FBI agent Clarice Starling matches wits with the brilliant but insane cannibal, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, to catch the serial killer known only as Buffalo Bill. Clarice must face her own demons and race the clock to unlock Lecter’s clues before another innocent girl is killed and skinned by Bill. It’s a hair-raising thriller that’s kept countless millions on the edges of their seats and permeated the pop lexicon with delightfully creepy quotes like “I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti” and of course “It places the lotion in the basket.”

And now, at last, this delicate symphony of suspense has been turned on its ear and retold in the only way it can be: as a musical.

May 15th – June 14th
Thursday – Saturday at 6:45pm

Sunday matinees on May 25th and June 1st at 3pm

Music & Lyrics by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan
Book by Hunter Bell

Based on the Screenplay “Silence! The Musical” by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan

Wink Wink • Nudge Nudge

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Step right up for a titillating night of absurdity, naughtiness, and impeccable British ‘cheek’ as Wink Wink • Nudge Nudge brings Monty Python to the burlesque stage! From the Knights who say “Ni” to the Lumberjack with a secret, this raucous revue blends classic sketches with glitter, garters, and a dash of surreal striptease. Whether you’re a naughty naughty boy or just here for the dead parrot, you’ll laugh, gasp, and have trouble not singing along—because this is no ordinary burlesque… it’s something completely different.

May 30th & 31st, 10pm (21+, doors at 9:30pm)
June 1st, 7pm (doors at 6:30pm)

DomProv – May 2025

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Find out what happens when a dominatrix forces our improvisors do her bidding… Come see our Funhouse improvisors perform short-form improv sketches and vie for the affection of our own dominatrix, who punishes and/or rewards them.

Pay careful attention, as the Mistress’s punishments and rewards are often very similar. Using suggestions from our audience, DomProv is a fast-paced, painfully funny, improv showcase.

It’s improv… with a safe word.

21+ only

Saturday, May 3rd

Wrangle Your Rights

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Saddle up for Wrangle Your Rights, a night of comedy in support of abortion access! Featuring a lineup of hilarious performers, a raffle with sex positive goodies, and our signature pie-throwing segment: Cream the Pussy. It’s funny, it’s a little messy, and it’s all for a cause that matters. All proceeds for the night go to the Northwest Abortion Access Fund.

Featuring performances by Arlo Weierhauser • Aunt Jamey • Cimberly Nickell • Andrea Joseph
Hosted by Almond Larson

Sunday, May 11th
Doors at 6:30, show at 7pm

The UnReal World: Get Real

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This is the true story (true story) of 6 characters from across the media universe, forced to live and work together in a house. Find out what happens when your favorite characters stop being fictional… and start getting REAL.

Our talented cast of Funhouse improvisors will portray a collection of your favorite fictional characters and create a storyline based on your suggestions.

Will the Obi-Wan Kenobi beat Biff Tannen at arm wrestling?

Will the Gollum hook up with the Sam the Eagle? 

Will Hermoine Granger give everyone henna tattoos?

These are only a few of the millions of possible scenarios. And since it’s improvised, even we don’t know what will happen!

Doors at 6:30pm – Show at 7pm
Thursdays – Saturdays
March 27th – April 12th
TICKETS START at $15
Reserved & booth seats available

Lascivitease Presents: The People’s Peep Show

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The People’s Peep Show is improv Burlesque at its wildest and wackiest! For EVERY ticket you purchase, you can suggest ANY song that aligns with the theme to be added to the show’s playlist. At the show, members of the audience will choose the performer, and the song selection for them to perform to AND at the end of the night YOU will have a chance to pick YOUR favorite performer to win the title! Every show is YOUR chance to be part of a one time experience you won’t see anywhere else!

Saturday, March 29th – 21+ only
Doors – 9:00pm
Show – 9:30pm

DomProv: April 2025

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Find out what happens when a dominatrix forces our improvisors do her bidding… Come see our Funhouse improvisors perform short-form improv sketches and vie for the affection of our own dominatrix, who punishes and/or rewards them.

Pay careful attention, as the Mistress’s punishments and rewards are often very similar. Using suggestions from our audience, DomProv is a fast-paced, painfully funny, improv showcase.

It’s improv… with a safe word.

21+ only

Saturday, April 5th

DomProv: March 2025

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Find out what happens when a dominatrix forces our improvisors do her bidding… Come see our Funhouse improvisors perform short-form improv sketches and vie for the affection of our own dominatrix, Mistress Ivana, who punishes and/or rewards them.

Pay careful attention, as the Mistress’s punishments and rewards are often very similar. Using suggestions from our audience, DomProv is a fast-paced, painfully funny, improv showcase.

It’s improv… with a safe word.

21+ only

Saturday, March 1st

Funhouse Follies! – April, May, June 2025

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From the producer of Moulin Scrooge, Nerdy Dancing, and Burwesque!, it’s showcase of burlesque excellence! Funhouse Follies brings together some of the area’s best performers, showcasing their most fun acts!  You’ll laugh, you’ll be titillated and teased, you’ll be shocked and awed! 

Saturday, April 26th, May 24th, 10pm
+21 only

Funhouse Follies! – March 2025

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From the producer of Moulin Scrooge, Nerdy Dancing, and Burwesque!, it’s showcase of burlesque excellence! Funhouse Follies brings together some of the area’s best performers, showcasing their most fun acts!  You’ll laugh, you’ll be titillated and teased, you’ll be shocked and awed! 

Saturday, March 22nd, 10pm

Tip the cast and crew!

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