Join us November 29th, 30th, and December 1st for A Night at The Moulin Scrooge, Holiday Burlesque! Featuring local burlesque favorites and plenty of holiday sexiness!
Showtime: Friday and Saturday, November 29th-30th, 10:00pm–––Sunday, December 1st 7:00pm
21+ ONLY
Tickets are $25 GA, $30 Reserved, and $125 for a Booth
Join us for a live podcast recording of Reading the Bible with Dan: A profane and irreverent look at America’s most revered book.
21+ ONLY
Tickets: $6.66 Online, $9 at door
Next show: Saturday, February 19th, 10:00 pm / doors 9:30
Masking and Vaccination Policy:
State and local mask mandates will be observed. Masks will be available at the door. Patrons will be required to wear masks indoors at all times unless actively eating or drinking. Given the nature of the space, distancing is not possible. Patrons are required to show proof of vaccination or have a negative Covid test result from within 48 hours prior to show time. Please do not attend our show if you are feeling sick in any way, we will refund or reschedule your ticket. The mandate stipulates that performers in live theater events are not required to be masked. Our actors will not be masked during this performance. This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level. These guidelines may change prior to performance.
Dark Web Tonight is a stand up variety show from the black heart of the internet. Ben Harkins, along with cohosts Calaix and Noah Watson, showcase their funniest friends along with some of the strangest videos the dark web has to offer. You’ll laugh, cringe and recoil in fear at the darkness within.
21+ ONLY
$5 at the door
Third Friday of the month
Doors 9:30 / Showtime 10:00
Masking and Vaccination Policy as of March 12, 2022:
While we understand state mandates have been lifted, for the safety of our audience and staff we will keep our requirements in place for the near future. Patrons will be required to wear masks indoors at all times unless actively eating or drinking. Given the nature of the space, distancing is not possible. Patrons are required to show proof of vaccination or have a negative Covid test result from within 48 hours prior to show time. Please do not attend our show if you are feeling sick in any way, we will refund or reschedule your ticket. Our actors will not be masked during this performance. This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level. These guidelines may change prior to performance.
It’s Balentime’s Day, BITCHES.💘 Dom-Prov returns for a very special Balentime’s Day edition! Mistress Ivana loves to celebrate her absolute favorite holiday with our improv company and she has more sweet treats for you than a Whitman’s sampler. The holiday may be named after a saint, but nothing that happens during Dom-Prov is church-sanctioned! And don’t forget, Mistress loves receiving traditional Balentime’s cards and presents… 💕💌💕
What is Dom-Prov?
Dom-Prov is what happens when our Mistress forces our improv company to do her bidding…
Come see our improv company perform short-form improv sketches and vie for the affection of our very own Mistress who punishes and/or rewards them. Pay careful attention as the Mistress’s punishments and rewards are often very similar. Using suggestions from our audience, Dom-Prov is a fast-paced, painfully funny, improv showcase.
It’s improv. . . with a safe word.
21+ only
Tickets start at $18
Doors open at 9:30ish / show at 10:00 pm
Guest Spot is a weekly stand up comedy show, hosted by Bjorn RG and Nick Scalzone. Every Thursday night, you’ll see 10 comedians, including local favorites, up and comers, and the occasional drop in from out of town, each performing a 5 minute “guest spot”.
$5 at the door
Thursdays, 10:00 pm
21+ ONLY
*PROOF OF VACCINATION REQUIRED AT ENTRY*
Masking and Vaccination Policy:
State and local mask mandates will be observed. Masks will be available at the door. Patrons will be required to wear masks indoors at all times unless actively eating or drinking. Given the nature of the space, distancing is not possible. Patrons are required to show proof of vaccination or have a negative Covid test result from within 48 hours prior to show time. Please do not attend our show if you are feeling sick in any way, we will refund or reschedule your ticket. The mandate stipulates that performers in live theater events are not required to be masked. Our actors/performers will not be masked during this performance. This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level. These guidelines may change prior to performance.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one… Three Portland Headliners walk into a bar…
Nariko Ott, Adam Pasi and Amanda Arnold bring you the best comedy that the PNW has to offer. They provide a crazy variety show of stand-up, pre-filmed sketches and surprise guests. You never quite know what you’re going to get when you check out a Savages show, except for gut busting laughs that are sure to keep you wanting more!
Every 2nd Friday of the month, next show: December 10th, 10:00 pm
21+ ONLY
Tickets start at $5
Masking and Vaccination Policy:
State and local mask mandates will be observed. Masks will be available at the door. Patrons will be required to wear masks indoors at all times unless actively eating or drinking. Given the nature of the space, distancing is not possible. Patrons are required to show proof of vaccination or have a negative Covid test result from within 48 hours prior to show time. Please do not attend our show if you are feeling sick in any way, we will refund or reschedule your ticket. The mandate stipulates that performers in live theater events are not required to be masked. Our actors/performers will not be masked during this performance. This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level. These guidelines may change prior to performance.
Monday October 18th, 8:00 PM Showtime / 7:30 PM Doors
The Punched Quest for the Magical Puffco featuring Brian Simpson, Frank Castillo and Rachel Wolfson. Presented by Punch Extracts, Raw, Puffco and Smoke.
Brian Simpson is a stand-up comedian whose background as a foster child and Marine Corps veteran has led to a rare combination of life experiences that he manages to channel into a refreshingly unique point of view. Brian is a paid regular at The Comedy Store, has been named a New Face 2021 at the prestigious Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, and recently made his TV debut on Comedy Central’s Lights Out with David Spade. You can catch him next on Season 3 of The Standups on Netflix.
Frank Castillo worked his way up to a paid regular at The Comedy Store. Frank became a staple of The Comedy Store Roast Battles, and in January of 2017, Frank became the Champion of Roast Battle II on Comedy Central. Frank can be seen in the Showtime documentary The Comedy Store, in Mike Binder’s upcoming feature Halfway To Amarillo, and most recently released his first album Lupe with Comedy Dynamics. He has two podcasts Buddies and Peak’d supported by Puffco, Punch extracts and Alienlabs.
Rachel Wolfson is a Los Angeles-based stand-up comedian. Born in Las Vegas, Nevada, Rachel began her comedy career in LA in 2016 and since then has toured the country with her brand of high humor. Wolfson’s comedic style is a hybrid of crowd work and the dry humor of her day-to-day life. You can see her in February 2022 in the fourth installment of the Jackass franchise Jackass Forever as a new cast member. Rachel also performs stand-up nightly so follow her on social media to catch a show.
VIP Tickets Available! VIP tickets include preferred seating, a Meet & Greet with a photo opportunity and a goodie bag!
Masking and Vaccination Policy:
State and local mask mandates will be observed. Masks will be available at the door. Patrons will be required to wear masks indoors at all times unless actively eating or drinking. Given the nature of the space, distancing is not possible. Patrons are required to show proof of vaccination or have a negative Covid test result from within 48 hours prior to show time. Please do not attend our show if you are feeling sick in any way, we will refund or reschedule your ticket. The mandate stipulates that performers in live theater events are not required to be masked. Our actors will not be masked during this performance. This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level. These guidelines may change prior to performance.
The churning of cream transforms its components into a semi-solid emulsion that’s used to make things better. That product is called butter, so is this comedy show.
It’s not the show that is butter, but those solitary moments that are shared by everyone at the show.
This butter has silly antics, a try-hard host, and a steady showing of the funniest stand-up comics around.
The show will happen if you’re not there, but if you are, you’ll make it a lil’ bit better. See, you were the butter the whole time.
Hosted by Cam Strong
This show is on the fourth Friday of every month!
Doors 9:45pm / Showtime 10:15pm
21+ Only
General Admission – $10 at the door
Comedy is back at Funhouse Lounge! Join us this fall for an all new stand-up comedy showcase featuring the best of Portland’s favorite comedians and fresh faces. Ditch the sitcoms on your streaming service, and do your Friday night right. This is no joke! You’re in for some serious funny.
21+ ONLY
Tickets are purchased at the door only–they start at $5
Doors 9:30 / Showtime 10:00
21+ Only
General Admission – $5, VIP – $7.50, Reserved Booth – $30
Funhouse Lounge is excited to announce auditions for its re-opening show, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the Musical”. This is a stage musical version of the movie “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” (not the TV series) .
Buffy is just a simple Valley girl without a care in the world, until a mysterious stranger tells her she is the Chosen One, and it is her destiny to stop the resurgence of the Vampires. Armed with all her wits and athleticism, will she be enough to stop the Lord of vampires from taking her city? Written by Joss Whedon, this film was one of the first “camp horror” films, combining comedic elements with horror.
Auditions will be held Saturday July 17th, from 12noon to 2 PM.
Prepare a monologue (app 1 minute), and 32 bars of a song. The musical is 80s pop/rock, so preparew a song of that genre. Bring sheet music.
E-mail your headshot and resume for your audition slot.. Andy @ funhouselounge dot com
If you cannot make the auditions, but are still interested, e-mail me and let me know. We might hold additional auditions. No guarantees, but we might.
Show dates are Thursdays thru Saturdays, September 9th to Oct 9th at 7pm. . Rehearsals will begin the week of July 26th. Rehearsal schedule will be flexible , based upon actors’ conflicts
