Funhouse Lounge

Golden Girls LIVE!

Two classic episodes of The Golden Girls performed live on stage. Portland drag star Honey Bea Hart, local favorite Loretta Lordchild, and improvisors extraordinaire Greg Shilling and Josh Payne lead an ALL DRAG cast through the trials and tribulations of Dorothy, Sophia, Rose, and Blanche. And as if that isn’t already amazing enough, throw in some classic 80s commercials, a little cheesecake, and a live rendition of their beloved theme song, and you get an evening of entertainment that you’ll never forget.

Dates: July 25th thru August 24th
Thursdays – Saturdays, 6:45pm
Sunday Matinees 8/4 & 8/11, 2:00pm

All ages welcome!


Auditions: Golden Girls LIVE!

Funhouse Lounge is excited to announce auditions for its upcoming show “Golden Girls LIVE!”

Description of the show
Funhouse is bringing back one of its most popular shows from days past: “Golden Girls LIVE!” This is a live stage version of the popular 80s sitcom “The Golden Girls”, with our heroines portrayed by drag performers. This show was a fan favorite in years past, and we are looking forward to bringing it back, better than ever.

All are welcome to audition, regardless of drag experience.

Roles we are seeking to cast :
Rose Nylund , (50s) Lovable, good natured, rather clueless, full of odd stories
Sophia Petrillo (70s) Dorothys’s mother, Italian, complains a lot, deadpan, full of stories about the old country
Police detective (50s) Handsome, no nonsense by-the-book kinda guy

Auditions will be held Saturday and Sunday, June 4 and 5th, at 12 noon. .
Please have ready both a dramatic and a comedic monologue (max 2 minutes each).
If you cannot make the auditions, but are still interested, e-mail me and let me know. We might hold additional auditions or be willing to accept video auditions. No guarantees, but we might.

E-mail your headshot and resume for your audition slot. Andy @ funhouselounge dot com

Show dates are Thursdays thru Saturdays, July 7th thru August 6th, at 7pm. . Rehearsals will begin on or around June 6th. Rehearsal schedule will be Sat/Sun days, Mon-Wed nights, but will be flexible based upon actors’ conflicts.

Actors will be paid.


BABE Presents

B.A.B.E. is Betse Green, Aden Nepom, Bill Cernansky and Eric Nepom. With multiple decades of world travelled improvised skills, these 4 performers create shows that have flair, flavor and fantastic fun!  Currently they are running their hit touring show – “I Love Musicals;” a 1950’s/”I Love Lucy” inspired improvised musical where they go on 2 episodes of wackiness & classic Americana.  Created on the spot with the help of guest musicians & performers, they bring the audience’s choices to life in this classic hit of a show.

Saturday May 21st. Show starts at 7:00.
$15 at the door. 

Masking Policy as of March 12, 2022:

While we understand state mandates have been lifted, for the safety of our audience and staff we will keep our requirements in place for the near future. Patrons will be required to wear masks indoors at all times unless actively eating or drinking. Given the nature of the space, distancing is not possible. Our actors will not be masked during this performance.  This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level.  These guidelines may change prior to performance.


Funny Money

Join us in the improvised show where the audience wins!  
Improv games.
Game show classics.
Random trivia.
All performed by two teams of improvisers while your host surprises them with twists and turns. Be a part of the show, or sit back and hang on for the ride; either way offers an opportunity to win prizes and have a great evening with friends and family!

$10 at the door or “Risk the Roll” where you pay based on the roll of the dice!
Friday, May 20th. Show starts at 7:00.

Masking Policy as of March 12, 2022:

While we understand state mandates have been lifted, for the safety of our audience and staff we will keep our requirements in place for the near future. Patrons will be required to wear masks indoors at all times unless actively eating or drinking. Given the nature of the space, distancing is not possible. Our actors will not be masked during this performance.  This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level.  These guidelines may change prior to performance.


The Legend of Georgia McBride

He’s young, he’s broke, his landlord’s knocking at the door, and he’s just found out his wife is going to have a baby. To make matters even more desperate, Casey is struggling with his gig as an Elvis impersonator in a run-down, small-town Florida bar. When the bar owner brings in a B-level drag show to replace his act, Casey finds that he has a whole lot to learn about show business—and himself. This hip-shakin’ heartwarming tale explores what happens when one man trades in his blue suede shoes for platform pumps and discovers he ain’t nothin’ but a drag queen.

Showtimes:

  • Thursday, Friday, Saturdays: shows start at 7
  • Sunday matinees: shows start at 2

Directed by Landy Lamb

Cast & Crew

  • Anthony McCarthy as Casey
  • Honey Hart as Miss Tracy Mills
  • James Joiner as Rexy/Jason
  • Jathina Campos as Jo
  • Jeff Giberson as Eddie
  • Bobbi Kupfner – Stage manager
  • Mandy Koshnevisan – Costumes/Choreo


Leave Your Troubles At the Door

Leave Your Troubles at The Door is a stand-up comedy showcase where the audience’s problems are the topics of the jokes on stage. Audience members write their problems / troubles down on pieces of paper, put them in a box before the show and then many of the best & up-and-coming comedians from the Pacific Northwest and beyond take on those issues with their on-the-spot jokes. It’s a rare comedy show where instead of the comedian joking about their problems, they joke about yours! You’re more than likely to walk away from the show feeling at least slightly better about your problems. Just leave ’em by the door

First Friday of the month, doors at 10:00 pm/show at 10:30pm

21+ ONLY

Click Get Tickets to visit the Leave Your Troubles At the Door Instagram page to pre-purchase tickets


Nerdy Dancing!

Magic! Lasers! Starships! Swords! Spandex! Teleportation! Centaurs! Telepathy! Alternate Dimensions! Alien Lifeforms! Treachery! Space Pirates! Robots! Reanimated Corpses! Unicorns! Faraway Worlds! Super Villains! Thinly veiled Allegory! Artificial intelligence! The Matriarchy! Mutated Housepets!

Will all of this be in this show? I don’t know. Maybe. But you’ll never know if you miss it.

Come join our talented performers on a nerdy burly journey through the corridors of pop culture, sci-fi, video games, fantasy, comic books, technology and so much more!

Performers in Nerdy Dancing, in no particular order!:

Baby B Stiletto
Mona Trom Bona
Sugar LaRitz
Cookie Sugar
Yoko OYES!
Miss Nicole
Moan Wolfe
Gamz Akimbo
Lana Montreese
Bimbo Baggins

Saturday, 7/29, only:
Fae Belle
Little Lioness

Sunday, 7/30, only:
ACTin Up (from Seattle)
Beti Bushtit
Resa La Rev
Kitten A Round

Showtimes:
July 29th, 10pm (21 and over, doors at 9:30pm)
July 30th, 7pm (doors at 6:30pm)

Online tickets start at $20, all prices increased by $5 at the door


Auditions!

Funhouse Lounge is excited to announce auditions for its upcoming play “The Legend of Georgia McBride”, by Matthew Lopez.

Description of the show:
He’s young, he’s broke, his landlord’s knocking at the door, and he’s just found out his wife is going to have a baby. To make matters even more desperate, Casey is struggling with his gig as an Elvis impersonator in a run-down, small-town Florida bar. When the bar owner brings in a B-level drag show to replace his act, Casey finds that he has a whole lot to learn about show business—and himself.

Roles we are seeking to cast :
Casey (20s, white), an Elvis impersonator who works at Cleo’s Bar
Jo (20s, African American), Casey’s wife, who’s just learned she’s pregnant
Eddie (50s/60s), the owner of Cleo’s bar
Rexy (20s/30s), a not-so-elegant drag queen named Miss Anorexia Nervosa
Jason (20s/30s), Casey’s lifelong friend

Auditions will be held Saturday March 19th, from 12 noon to 2 PM., and Monday, March 21st, 630 to 8pm.
Please have ready both a dramatic and a comedic monologue (max 2 minutes each).

E-mail your headshot and resume for your audition slot. Andy @ funhouselounge dot com
If you cannot make the auditions, but are still interested, e-mail me and let me know. We might hold additional auditions or be willing to accept video auditions. No guarantees, but we might.

Show dates are Thursdays thru Saturdays, May 5th thru May 28th, at 7pm. There will also be one Sunday matinee within the run. Rehearsals will begin the last week of March. Rehearsal schedule will be flexible , based upon actors’ conflicts.

Actors will be paid.


The Silver Age of Love

LAnton Belov, baritone with Oleg Timofeyev, Russian 7-String Guitar The program includes favorite gems of the repertoire Coachman, don’t Hurry the Horses, Emerald, Your Green Eyes, I Loved You Once, and many others.

Russia has a long tradition of passionate, expressive songs that transcend the categories of classical and popular. The roots of these passionate “romances” extend deep into the folk tradition and exhibit influences that extend from Romani and Jewish music to Italian opera, and even Argentine tango. For this program baritone Anton Belov will collaborate with Oleg Timofeyev, a champion of a uniquely Russian instrument, the famed 7-string guitar.

About the Artists:

The voice of baritone ANTON BELOV has been called “rich and mellifluous” by the New York Times, while the Philadelphia Inquirer described him as “an emerging star.” He earned praise from critics and audiences alike for his portrayals of Eugene Onegin, Don Giovanni, Germont (La Traviata), Count di Luna (Il trovatore), and Escamillo in Carmen. Mr. Belov performed throughout the United States appearing with Boston Lyric Opera, Portland Opera, Opera Boston, Opera Delaware, Connecticut Grand Opera, Tacoma Opera, Opera New Jersey, Eugene Opera, as well as Boston Baroque, Opera Orchestra of New York, the Detroit Symphony Orchestra (at Carnegie Hall), the California Symphony, The Oregon Symphony, The Hartford Symphony Orchestra, Las Vegas Philharmonic, and Colorado Symphony. A native of Moscow, Anton Belov holds a Doctorate of Music degree from Boston University, a Bachelor of Music Degree from The New England Conservatory, an Artist’s Diploma and a Master of Music Degree from The Juilliard School. Dr. Belov is an associate professor of music at Linfield University in McMinnville, Oregon.

Originally from Moscow and now living in the United States, OLEG TIMOFEYEV holds an M.A. in Early Music Performance from the University of Southern California (1993), and a Ph.D. in Performance Practice from Duke University (1999). Since 1983 he has been performing early music on original instruments of the plucked family (lute, guitar). In 1989 this interest brought him to the United States, where he studied with Patrick O’Brien, James Tyler, and Hopkinson Smith. His recording début occurred in 1999 with a solo lute album and the groundbreaking The Golden Age of the Russian Guitar, which has won high praise in America and abroad. He appears widely in concerts in the United States and Europe, and his valuable researches into music from Russia and the former Soviet Union have revealed to a wider public music of much interest. Oleg Timofeyev teaches guitar at Grinnell College, and offers seminars on Russian literature, culture, and film at the University of Iowa.

Masking and Vaccination Policy:

State and local mask mandates will be observed. Masks will be available at the door. Patrons will be required to wear masks indoors at all times unless actively eating or drinking. Given the nature of the space, distancing is not possible. Patrons are required to show proof of vaccination or have a negative Covid test result from within 48 hours prior to show time. Please do not attend our show if you are feeling sick in any way, we will refund or reschedule your ticket. The mandate stipulates that performers in live theater events are not required to be masked.  Our actors will not be masked during this performance.  This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level.  These guidelines may change prior to performance.



Die Hard the Musical Parody – Streaming Event

In 2017, Funhouse Lounge presented its first original work of its kind, Die Hard the Musical Parody. It was a live stage version of the 1988 Willis/Rickman action classic, re-imagined as a musical. During its 6-year sold-out run, it became a holiday tradition for many who came to see it.

We are happy to say it has returned last and this year, live on stage, for another sold-out run. However, we understand that some of you may not be comfortable gathering to see it. Or, you waited too long and didn’t get tickets. Or, you don’t live nearby, but still like stuff that kicks ass. Or maybe you want to enjoy it with friends and family on that big screen TV at home. If any of these describe you, we have what you need.

We will have a recording of this year’s performance that will be available to watch streaming this Christmas weekend. Showtimes are December 24th, 25th and 26th.

So, treat yourself to a present you deserve after another long hard year. Gather your family around the TV. Make your favorite hot drink, remembering that the drunker you are, the funnier you are.

Welcome to the party, pal!

Starring: Sean Ryan Lamb & Landy Lamb

Featuring: Lauren Allison, James R. Dixon, Aidan Nolan, Phil McNassar, Josh Edward, Bethany Ziskind, Linh Nguyen, and Aurora Hernandez

Directed by Andy Barrett, Musical Direction by James Liptak


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