Funhouse Lounge

The Black Flame Candle: A Hocus Pocus Burlesque Story

It has been 25 years, since a young virgin lit an enchanted candle, and brought three witches, back from the dead. With the help of his friends they were all able to turn the witches back to dust.

Or did they. . .

de Lioncourt Productions Presents: The Black Flame Candle. For one night only your favorite witches are BACK and BADDER than ever! Hear the tale of how one enchanted candle changed everything. Or better yet, watch the magic unfold for yourself.

With your all star cast:

The Storyteller- Eva D’Luscious
Winifred Sanderson- Vanity Thorn
Sarah Sanderson- Miss Pamela Voorhees
Mary Sanderson- Ri Ri SynCyr
Thackery Binx- Harley Appropriate
Billy Butcherson- Tomjack Ordinaire
The Spellbook- Dominoe DeSoto
The Virgin- Lily Le Fauve
The Black Flame Candle- Ms. Vixen Valentine

Produced By: Arabella de Lioncourt

18+ ONLY

Doors at 6:30PM
Show at 7PM

GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!!!!!!!
https://blackflamecandle.eventbrite.com


Crazy House Variety Show

Join us Sunday, January 13th! Crazy House Variety Show is a fun, original variety show with many local artists, dancers, tap dancers, singers, Italian singers, circus performers and a lot of good healthy laughs . The rhythm of the show will be almost frenetic and full of surprises.

All proceeds will be donated to Wilderness4Life Foundation

All ages welcome!

Doors at 6:30 / show at 7:00 pm

General admission tickets: $12 online


Not Another Christmas Letter

NOT ANOTHER CHRISTMAS LETTER! is an original musical comedy unfolding in a series of comic and poignant vignettes with four actors bringing 46 characters to life celebrating everything that drives us crazy about Christmas . . . and why we love it anyway.

(Funhouse Lounge show dates:  December 8 & 15 @ 2:00pm)

Think of I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change . . . for the holidays. From receiving that first obnoxious Christmas letter to taking the family picture, from dealing with in-laws, to facing unassembled gifts on Christmas Eve, Not Another Christmas Letter: The Musical! shows why sometimes we want to sing “Wreck the halls!” and then why we’re wistful when Christmas is over.

“It is absolutely true that CHRISTMAS LETTERS took our new theatre company to a new level. With its highly witty, engaging script and score, the show is a non-stop journey full of laughter and touching moments — the best of both worlds! We heard from several members of our sold-out house who said they couldn’t wait to see it again. It’s clear that audiences crave new classics to add to their favorite holiday shows…it’s just the ticket!”– Angela Shultz & Melissa Harlow Stomping Ground Theatre Co New York

Not Another Christmas Letter: The Musical Features:

Jeff Donaldson-Forbes

Bronwyn Baz

Chris Bartell

Carissa Zubricky

The show includes a 15 minute intermission and concessions will be available for purchase.

Tickets:
General admission $20
Seniors $16
Under 21 $10


Improv Auditions!

Greetings, Portland Improvisers!
Funhouse Lounge is holding auditions for its upcoming show,USS Improvise, the Next Generation; the Musical, as well as looking for players to join our Funhouse troupe at large.
We will be having group auditions on Sunday, December 9th, 11am- 1pm.  Auditioners will stay for the whole time; the session will be structured like a class, so there’ll be plenty of chances to warm up with everyone and play. The ensemble rehearses weekly on Wednesday nights.
We run a full season alternating improvised plays and scripted plays, infused with irreverent pop culture and nostalgia (with regular monthly shortform shows sprinkled in), and we’d love more folks to join us.
Email  andy@funhouselounge.com to sign up.
If you are an experienced improviser, and cannot attend the audition, please feel free to e-mail me anyway, and we can talk about it.
Seeking ages 18+
ABOUT US: The Funhouse Lounge specializes in improvised genre longforms such as USS: Improvise: The Musical, Deadwood Unscripted,  CLUE: An Unscripted Mystery  and 
Hughes-ical
, as well as shortform shows with an edge, like DomProv and Apples Against Humanity. The other half of the Funhouse-produced season includes scripted musicals, both existing productions  (Reefer Madness, Rocky Horror Show, Point Break LIVE, Evil Dead the Musical)  and written in-house (Buffy: The Musical, Back to the Future: The Musical
Parody, Die Hard: The Musical Parody
)

How to get Your Sh*t Together–the Holiday Edition

How To Get Your Shit Together- The Holiday Edition!
Are you unsure you have what it takes to pull off appearing to have your shit together this season to all of your friends & family? Welp, Sue & Marg are coming to us all the way from the nippy north to help you get you prepped this holiday. They are swinging by Portland on the way to their tropical beach vacation on the Oregon coast with some tips, demonstrations and overall good times to share.

So come one come all buy a ticket and come join us . You surely won’t want to miss . Link is below. And remember folks, don’t try to get all of your shit together at once- just take it one turd at a time. 

Tickets are $12 online or $15 at the door

21+ ONLY

Doors 7:30 / show 8:00 pm, Sunday December 9th


My Suicide Note

Why would someone want to kill themselves? See the comedy show that inspired the highly-praised TEDx Talk on dark humor.

Collin Williams’ critically-acclaimed show, “My Suicide Note”, is a truly one of a kind dark comedy. Williams takes his actual note from his attempted suicide, and uses a decade of experience as a standup comedian and storyteller to weave humor in and out of a candidly astounding life story that has received high praise from audiences and reviewers.

21+ ONLY
Tickets are $12 online or $15 at the door.
Doors open at 9:30 pm / show 10:00

Friday November 23 & Saturday November 24

“A Show Worth Talking About… All of us loved it”
– The Daily Chronicle

“One of the best dark comedy shows you’ll ever see”
– Tony Valle, WIP Theater

For more information visit www.suicidenote.me


Come Out Laughing

Created by national headlining comics Jason Dudey and Erin Foley, Come Out Laughing is a comedy tour that brings together LGBTQ and straight audiences who love to laugh.

Every show features standup comics — gay and straight — and welcomes everyone. Come Out Laughing promotes inclusivity through laughter. At the end of the day, funny is funny.

Erin Foley, Jason Dudey, Belinda Carroll, D Martin Austin

All ages welcome

Tuesday, November 13th, Doors at 7:00 pm, show starts at 7:30 pm

$15 advance / $20 door,   $110 VIP booth


John Carpenter’s “The Thing”–a stage parody

From the producer/director of last year’s hit, “Sweep the Leg” (Karate Kid: The Musical) comes a comedic stage adaptation of John Carpenter’s beloved horror/sci-fi classic “The Thing.”

When a group of scientists in Antarctica discovers a long-buried spaceship in the ice, they unearth a dangerous creature that threatens to destroy them, and potentially us all.

In this loving stage parody, we set out to, in equal parts, pay homage and satirize this iconic film. A cast of some of Portland’s best comedic character actors takes aim at the roles made famous by Keith David, Kurt Russell and Wilfred Brimley.

The Funhouse Lounge, known for its send-ups of classic 80s films undergoes a transformation of its own to create the perfect venue to stage the isolated Antarctic outpost and its dark, cavernous tunnels and rooms.

For die-hard “The Thing” fans and newcomers alike, John Carpenter’s “The Thing,” A Stage Parody reminds us all that “Man is the Warmest Place to Hide.”

Thursdays-Saturdays, November 1-17. All shows at 7:00 pm, doors at 6:30

Tickets are $18 online, $25 at the door. Reserved seating available online.


Broadway Bears Concert: Stage Fright 2: The Shriekquel

Get ready for a night of spooky, darkly funny, and villainous live performances with Portland’s Furriest Singers, as the BROADWAY BEARS, debut their new concert at the Funhouse Lounge on October 28, 2018, 7:00 pm!

Titled “STAGE FRIGHT 2: THE SHRIEKQUEL,” the BROADWAY BEARS will perform villain and horror-themed songs from the musical realm of stage and screen, from comedy to drama to dangerous, in their trademark entertaining way… complete with furry faces! And this time, they’ve got some special friends from Portland’s performing elite to get down with!

The BROADWAY BEARS, “Portland’s Furriest Singers,” are Andy Mangels, Darin MacLeod, Donnie Vecchione, and M. Stephen Bradley. For this special concert, special guests from Portland’s performing elite include burlesque queen Zora Phoenix, jazz diva Karen Maria Capo, musical theater superstar Deanna Maio, and bearded balladeers Bobby Jackson and Michael Chavez!

With all live singing in solos, duet, trio, and group numbers, the “STAGE FRIGHT 2: THE SHRIEKQUEL” concert will be a spooky performance that will leave you thrilled and chilled, and laughing and screaming. The two acts feature over 20 songs and medleys from stage productions and films such as Little Shop Of Horrors, The Addams Family, Les Miserables, The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, Hocus Pocus, The Scarlet Pimpernel, Sweeney Todd, Wonderland, Hairspray, The Phantom Of The Opera, The Rocky Horror Show, Hamilton, Into The Woods, The Wiz, Heathers, Oliver!, Reefer Madness, Wicked, Disneyland, and many more!

The over-21 concert will be at Funhouse Lounge, on October 28, 2018, with doors at 6:30pm, show from 7-9pm. Tickets are $10 in advance from brownpapertickets.com or $15 at the door ($10 for seniors or students), with special reserved booth tickets also available. The first STAGE FRIGHT concert was in 2014, and this “Shriekquel” promises to surpass the recent sold out standing-room-only concert that the Broadway Bears performed at the Funhouse.

The members of the BROADWAY BEARS have decades of stage experience encompassing theatrical, choral, opera, television, film, and teaching arenas. BROADWAY BEARS was co-founded in mid-2011 by Andy Mangels, and the group has performed charitable concerts and at local events in 2012-2018, including a popular and bravura opening concert at the 20th anniversary of Peacock in the Park at Washington Park Amphitheatre.


ShowGirl Temple Showcase

The beauties of ShowGirl Temple have been hard at play and are ready to share their feminine wiles with you! Join us for a Burlesque show exploring all the glory of sassy, sexy, funny, seductive and flirtatious ShowGirls!

FUNHOUSE LOUNGE
2432 SE 11th Avenue, Portland
Doors 9:30/Show 10:00pm-12midnight

VIP BOOTH for 5 $75/$85 Day of Show/Door
VIP TABLE for 2 $25/$35 Day of Show/Door
GA $10 Advance/ $15 Day of Show/Door
21+ Only
TICKETS: https://squareup.com/store/cabaretdecaliente

No tips are collected at this production, instead we support the Portland Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence with an awesome raffle so bring your dollars and help make this a Party with a Purpose!

FEATURING:
*Eva D’Luscious
*Vanity Thorn
*Miss Nicole
*Marie Arnt’uette
*La Femme Macha
*Harley Appropriate
*Dominoe de Soto
*Sincera Bella
*Luna Phaze
*Keelie Curiosa
*Ginger S Mack
*Fan Dance – Blonde le Banc, Marie Arn’tuette, Dominoe de Soto, La Femme Macha, Lynnemarie

** RAFFLE PRIZES FROM **

ShowGirl Temple — Class for Sass
http://showgirltemple.com/

Confidence Esthetics
http://www.confidencebypatti.com/

Shebop — Female Friendly Sex Toy Boutique for Every Body
https://www.sheboptheshop.com/

Whoopee! Sex-Magic Variety Show
https://www.facebook.com/events/684910601874556/

** PDX SISTERS OF PERPETUAL INDULGENCE **
http://www.portlandsisters.net/

 

** Venue is ADA accessible, please email evadluscious(at)gmail.com in advance to plan seating

*** We’d love to celebrate your special event at the show! Please email evadluscious(at)gmail.com to make plans and arrange for group seating.

** IMPORTANT SHOW INFO **

Cabaret de Caliente celebrates sensuality and joy through Burlesque and Variety Arts. We ask you to respect performers and fellow patrons. Any behavior toward performers, patrons or staff that is perceived as disrespectful or threatening will be grounds for immediate removal and a permanent ban from all Cabaret de Caliente shows.

No photos or video allowed during stage show.

http://cabaretdecaliente.com/


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